Because at some point you’ll just have to grow up and make it your d*mn self!
And new research by economist Dr Petros Sekeris of the University of Portsmouth finds that the threat of violence over resources prompts people to take up their share (or more than their share) of resources – such as clean water or land (or toilet paper) – more quickly…
Basically, you just cook cellulosic fibrous materials for an hour or so, roll the stuff out, dry it in the sun, and cut into hand-sized pieces. Click here for the gory details.
EASY-PEASY! and you reduce the pressure for violence precipitated by resource scarcity (aka capitalism)! What could be bad?